Vagina Envy

or Muhgina, as some of us say.

Chickadee has started sitting on the potty. She sits, wipes, smiles, gets down, flushes, smiles, says "Bye Bye Pee Pee" to the nonexistent peepee, smiles some more, and we all cheer.

Last night, Speed decided to sit on the potty, rather than standing as he usually does.

"What are you doing, Buddy?"
"I sitting down. I pretend I got a muhgina."
"oh. um...Ok."
"Mommy Tammy, you wanna pretend you got a muhgina too?"
"No, thank you. I already have one for real."
"Oh. You lucky."

Wipe. Flush. Cheer.