Three years of newly potty trained little girls have heard me say over and over and over again: Whoa! That's a lot of toilet paper. You have a little bottom. You need a LITTLE piece of paper.
Glamour Girl has heard this about every day since her arrival. She's a wad-it-all-in-a-ball-till-you-can't-see-your-hand kind of girl.
"Uh-oh," she heard me say the other day. "Remember, you have a little bottom. You only need a little piece."
"Only you?" she asked.
"Only me, what?"
"Only you have a big bottom in our house?"
Yeah, I guess so....It's all relative, right?
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Sagan told me today that my bottom is "fluffy."
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