Chuck E.

Sadly, one of the kids in the house knows who Chucky is.  I mean the red haired freaky baby in the movies.  Another of us only knows Chuck E., the mouse on the building we drive by daily.  This conversation took place at the stoplight the other day.
Kid 1: I see Chuck E. Cheese!
#2: That's not Chucky.  Chucky has red hair.
Me: I think she means Chuck E. Cheese.  You know, the mouse with the tail?
Kid 1: No, him not have a tail.
Me: Really? Don't all mice have tails?
Kid 1 (in the geez you are stupid tone): I don't know, Mom.  We need to take a look at him bottom and find out.