"Can I kiss Stubby on the lips?"
-well you CAN but do you know how a cat cleans himself?
"He waits till you are in bed and takes a bath."
-um, no, he licks himself. His WHOLE self. That means all those germs are on his tongue.
"He licks his bottom too??"
-well yeah, he doesn't have thumbs so can't use toilet paper!
"That means he licks pee and poop?"
-and then kisses you on the lips!
"nevermind, I'll kiss him on the nose instead."
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