Thursday, March 21, 2013

Cat Lips

"Can I kiss Stubby on the lips?"

-well you CAN but do you know how a cat cleans himself?

"He waits till you are in bed and takes a bath."

-um, no, he licks himself. His WHOLE self. That means all those germs are on his tongue.

"He licks his bottom too??"

-well yeah, he doesn't have thumbs so can't use toilet paper!

"That means he licks pee and poop?"

-and then kisses you on the lips!

"nevermind, I'll kiss him on the nose instead."


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