Ode to Privacy

to the tune of "Yesterday"

Privacy,
You're not here as much as you used to be.
I once had zero kids but now have three
Oh, how I long for Privacy.

Privacy,
Six eyes always watching over me.
When I change my clothes and when I pee
Oh, how I long for Privacy.

Privacy,
Two eyes at nighttime often spy on me.
I wake up and they're in front of me
Watching me sleep,
Oh, Privacy.