Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Anatomy 101

Here's what I get for teaching the "clinical terms" for things:

From the backseat of the car last week:
3 yr old boy: Boy have penis. Girl muhgina.
2yr old girl: No, Speed! I have penis. No 'gina!
Boy: Mommy, Sunshine say her have penis.
Me: Ok.
Boy: Her NOT penis. Her muhgina.
Girl: No, I NOT 'GINA!!
Boy (completely fed up and almost yelling): Sunshine! You sayin' it wrong!! (clapping out syllables...way to go Early Intervention team!): It muhgina! Muh (clap) Gi (clap) Na! (clap)
Girl: I NOT WANT GINA!!! I penis. PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!!!
Boy: Mommmmmmmmmmyyyyyy!!!!!

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